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random_text[number++] = "(Old Skaters never die... they just lose their edge!)"
random_text[number++] = "(Aged to perfection, and slightly chilled)"
random_text[number++] = "(Working is for people who don't know how to skate!)"
random_text[number++] = "(Toepick!)"
random_text[number++] = "(<a href='http://www.darryl.com/badges/'>Judges? We don't need no stinkin' judges!</a>)"
random_text[number++] = "(You can have my skates when you pry them from my cold, dead hands!)"
random_text[number++] = "(If I get to heaven, I hope there's ice!)"

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